Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
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just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
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I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional