Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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