Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
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Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
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Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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