if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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