I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
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We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
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I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
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How external is "for external use only"?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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