the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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