I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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