I look better un-naked...
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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