Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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