God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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