I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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