he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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