I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
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We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
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can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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