in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
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I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
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I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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