let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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