sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Enjoy the penises
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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