hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
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No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
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I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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