I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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