Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
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with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
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Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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