I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
pray to the hookup gods
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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