sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
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Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
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We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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