Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
