His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
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Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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