i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
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I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
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I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
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I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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