it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
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Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
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