non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
