on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
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she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
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This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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