did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
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Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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