noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
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I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
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Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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