Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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