Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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