Don't you send me to vm
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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