I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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