ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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