Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
