honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
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I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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