i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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