K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
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He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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