that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
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A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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