How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
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I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
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How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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