i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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