How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Randomize
