Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
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Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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