I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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