So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
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I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
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Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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