I feel like I'm in dance class right now
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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