Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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