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I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
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I think this baby is eyeing my beer
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
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yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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