it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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see that vagina ? that vagina means business
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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