I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
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Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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