we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
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He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
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I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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