i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
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She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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