my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
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Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
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....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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