Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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