She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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