Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Pants are for mortals
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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