At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
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the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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